What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:32
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.